{"id":1187,"date":"2008-03-24T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T10:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/2008\/03\/life-is-like-this.html"},"modified":"2015-07-16T00:01:44","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:01:44","slug":"life-is-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/2008\/03\/life-is-like-this.html","title":{"rendered":"Life is like this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The flower said, &#8220;I wish I was a tree.&#8221;<br \/>The tree said, &#8220;I wish I could be a different kind of tree.&#8221;<br \/>The cat wished that it was a bee.<br \/>The turtle wished that it could fly really high into the sky, over rooftops and then dive deep into the sea.<\/p>\n<p>And in the sea there is a fish,<br \/>A fish that has a secret wish,<br \/>A wish to be a big cactus with a pink flower on it.<\/p>\n<p>And the rattlesnake said, &#8220;I wish I had hands so I could hug you like a man.&#8221;<br \/>And then the cactus said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you understand? My skin is covered with sharp spikes that&#8217;ll stab you like a thousand knives.&#8221;<br \/>A hug would be nice, but hug my flower with your eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The flower said, &#8220;I wish I was a tree.&#8221;The tree said, &#8220;I wish I could be a different kind of tree.&#8221;The cat wished that it was a bee.The turtle wished that it could fly really high into the sky, over rooftops and then dive deep into the sea. And in the sea there is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}