{"id":1304,"date":"2006-11-24T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T05:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/2006\/11\/what-is-best-way-to-explain-marketing.html"},"modified":"2015-07-16T00:01:48","modified_gmt":"2015-07-15T16:01:48","slug":"what-is-best-way-to-explain-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/2006\/11\/what-is-best-way-to-explain-marketing.html","title":{"rendered":"What is the best way to explain marketing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:<br \/>1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \u201cI am very rich. Marry me!\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>Direct Marketing<\/strong><br \/>2. You\u2019re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: \u201cHe\u2019s very rich. Marry him.\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>advertising<\/strong><br \/>3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: \u201cHi, I\u2019m very rich. Marry me.\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>Telemarketing<\/strong><br \/>4. You\u2019re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: \u201cBy the way, I\u2019m rich. Will you marry me?\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>Public Relations<\/strong><br \/>5. You\u2019re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: \u201cYou are very rich! Can you marry me?\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>Brand Recognition<\/strong><br \/>6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \u201cI am very rich. Marry me!\u201d She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>Customer Feedback<\/strong><br \/>7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \u201cI am very rich. Marry me!\u201d And she introduces you to her husband. &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>demand and supply gap<\/strong><br \/>8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: \u201cI\u2019m rich. Will you marry me?\u201d and she goes with him &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>competition eating into your market share<\/strong><br \/>9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: \u201cI\u2019m rich, Marry me!\u201d your wife arrives. &#8211; That\u2019s <strong>restriction for entering new markets <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the MBA Students:1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \u201cI am very rich. Marry me!\u201d &#8211; That\u2019s Direct Marketing2. You\u2019re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[160],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1660,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions\/1660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}