{"id":327,"date":"2010-01-17T02:15:55","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T18:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/?p=327"},"modified":"2010-01-17T02:15:55","modified_gmt":"2010-01-16T18:15:55","slug":"sherlock-holmes-guy-ritchie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/2010\/01\/sherlock-holmes-guy-ritchie.html","title":{"rendered":"Sherlock Holmes; Guy Ritchie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he&#8217;ll attempt wild haymaker. Weaken right jaw. Then fracture. Break cracked ribs. Heel kick to diaphragm.<br \/>\nSummary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery six weeks. Full psychological recovery six months. Ability to spit at back of head neutralized.<br \/>\n<object width=\"560\" height=\"340\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/xllRCJuFRpQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/xllRCJuFRpQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he&#8217;ll attempt wild haymaker. Weaken right jaw. Then fracture. Break cracked ribs. Heel kick to diaphragm. Summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery six weeks. Full psychological recovery six months. Ability to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[],"tags":[43,11,146],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}