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ME SHE ME She laughs. The bartender approaches. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me She Me She Me She She gets up. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Me She ME Buy you a drink, darlene? SHE You married? ME Yeah. But enough about me. She laughs. The bartender approaches. Me What’ll you have? She (to bartender) The usual, Barry. Me I like you. I don’t know what it is exactly. She My tits? Me No, no, it’s your energy or your attitude or the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[],"tags":[146,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ohjames.net\/ohjames\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBuy you a drink, darlene? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nYou married? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nYeah. But enough about me. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nWhat’ll you have? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n(to bartender)
\nThe usual, Barry. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nI like you. I don’t know what it is exactly. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nMy tits?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nNo, no, it’s your energy or your attitude
\nor the way you carry yourself or… <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nChrist, you’re not a fag are you?
\nBecause I don’t want to be wasting my time.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nNo, wait! I like your tits. I love your tits. I want to fuck you. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nGood. Now we’re getting somewhere.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"