Youtube, Itube, Everyonetube 之 卧虎藏龍
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It doesn’t matter if it seems like a negative; just as long as it has something different.
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死了一條生命，又一條生命
一天，我媽媽說要幫我改名，她說是因為我太過脾氣暴燥。她坐了飛機到圓通山上的圓通寺裡找了一位老師幫我起了柯循斌這個筆劃多於三十的名字。回來之後，又叫我把這個名字抄一百零八次，30×108=天文數字。辛辛苦苦抄完之後，他就在我面前用火將那個天文數字化了，成了灰燼。
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Hilarious twit Apple’s biased “I’m a Mac.” advertisement, which was casted by Justin Long(The self-appointed, arrogant Mac smug, snob) and John Hodgman(The so-called likable PC underdog.), is irritating PC users and even to the othe Mac users. Ad critic from Slate said Mac is parodying its own image while also cementing. Woow, it’s time for […]
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夜空是我知心良朋。夜夜深，落街食月光空氣，見月光亮亮，於是將之攝入外置記憶處（無用腳架喎，幾犀厲）。MAKE A SPOOF.
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仆佢個臭街咁撚耐都未撚做完曬所有野屌喇星佢個老味咁撚多野做難得一日學校SET ME FREE竟然要我十二個鐘對住部臭西電腦真係火都黎撚埋，講完。
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Youtube, I tube, everyone tube 之 Clint Eastwood
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THE GIFTS FROM SAMUEL TELL ME:
WHAT IS IMPACT. WHAT IS A STRONG MESSAGE. WHAT IS ADVERTISING.Marketer搵屎忽諗野之，Conditioning，Marketing說：Hazardous label在煙包上面演釋著一個理論：Conditioning，加上這個unconditioned stimulus後，人看到煙就會聯想起肺癌、心臟病……我吥！嚇人就嚇人啦，咁大堆理論。用腦諗一下How to say好過啦，重係到諗How to be a scholar。
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用幾兩糙米便足以造成豐盛的宴席。
一天晚上，當我在全身疲憊無力中睡著的時後，我女朋友跟我說要跟我分手，理由是我不關心她、我愛其他女生多於她……我不知所措，只想說，我除了愛楊崢之外就是她，跟本沒有第三個。我可以什麼做？